If I were in High School I would definitely be making fun of the following chapter titles from Moby Dick. But, of course, I’m not. I’m a real live, honest to goodness grown-up who would never think of making fun of the following chapter titles.

• Chapter 10 — A Bosom Friend
• Chapter 30 — The Pipe
• Chapter 41 — Moby Dick
• Chapter 54 — The Town Ho’s Story
• Chapter 60 — The Line
• Chapter 63 — The Crotch
• Chapter 80 — The Nut
• Chapter 81 — The Pequod Meets The Virgin
• Chapter 86 — The Tail
• Chapter 124 — The Needle
• Chapter 125 — The Log and Line

I’m glad to be a respectable adult who’s above that sort of thing.