Lady: Who is this?
Me: I think you have the wrong number
Lady: Why would you think that?
Me: Well, what number were you calling?
Lady: Why would you want to know that? Who is this?
Me: My name’s Ian.
Lady: Ian? I don’t want to talk to an Ian.
Me: Well, that’s too bad.
Lady: Why would you say that? Why is that too bad?
Me: Because that’s who you got.
Lady: I don’t like this. I will try again.