I Might Buy a Loser Cruiser

That’s what my dad calls a minivan. Or, at least, what he tells me the kids call it. My colleague, Lance, is slightly more excited about it than my dad. Here are his replies to my call-the-dealer-with-questions-first strategy for finding a used one.

This word gets thrown around a lot but it fits: Epic. Let me know in the comments if you spot doubles or if I missed one. It’s hard to keep track.

My response:

6 responses to “I Might Buy a Loser Cruiser”

  1. Proud owner of a Honda Odyssey. Loser Cruiser Pride!

  2. Hold your chin up. It’s a swagger wagon.

  3. Hilarious. Also, I agree, he is a unique fella.

  4. I have them “ninny vans”.

  5. “I used to be cool.”

    I used to be cool

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