I’ve wanted to see a John Carter movie since I read A Princess of Mars as a kid and I’m looking forward to seeing it good or bad but … that trailer. The Thark (green alien, too many arms) walking out and spreading his arms to Kashmir in the trailers …

reminds me way too much of a move from the Moo & Oink commercial.

It’s the bit after we find out that Tommy loves ribs and chicken wings (me too, Tommy — me too). I can’t stop seeing it.