Of the many things I have thought about while reading The Bible one thing I never wondered is this: what would bread taste like cooked over my flaming poo? But now I must know. What does it taste like?

“Like moldy bean sprouts,” says Rev. Rayner Hesse Jr., an Episcopal priest. “You don’t want to eat it. Never, ever. Let me emphasize that: Never.”

Well that settles that. More here.