Phantom Menace 3D trailer robs Star Wars of its last shred of dignity

In this ridiculous trailer, a narrator desperately tries to Honey Badger his way into making this movie kid-friendly. Can’t wait until the kids get a load of Qui-Gon Jinn’s hilarious Trade Federation banter! Watch this trailer, and weep for future generations.

So nasty. Via io9. Oh, the aforementioned Honey Badger.

3 responses to “Phantom Menace 3D trailer robs Star Wars of its last shred of dignity”

  1. You have to just completely ignore Episodes 1, 2, and 3. Worked for me. 🙂

  2. Qui Jong has been described as never giving a shit – ew what’s that in his mouth?!?

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