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Trying To Get My Son To Fall Asleep

Me: What some people do is imagine a pleasant meadow with some sheep jumping over a fence. You count them as they jump over. My son: Doesn’t work. Tried it. Me: Well, how many sheep did you count? My son: One. Me: One!? My Son: Only one showed up! Later, “Daddy, instead of sheep I’m… Continue reading Trying To Get My Son To Fall Asleep